DINOSAUR FOUND AT MELBOURNE UNI!
Monday, April 16th, 2007
The Franklin News
Pictures courtesy of TheSearchForThe New PussyCat Doll
31 March 2007- The remains of a dinosaur that walked the University more than six years ago have been discovered at Wilson Hall today. Palentologists found the dinosaur; scientific name Mindyda midgetsaurus believed to be 5′1 tall, with a distinctive white trim on a black hide and an idiotic grin. Skeletons of other dinosaurs have been found in the vicinity before during a dig but experts believe this one to be in excellant condition and strangely enough, clutching a teddy bear wearing a mortarboard in its right claw.
It was a bone (pun intended) of contention between the experts who argued over the remains. Could it be classified as a dinosaur, as opposed to the young spring chickens flouncing all over the place? This new discovery was especially exciting for Chief Inspector Mom, who fussed over the sighting almost like the Second Coming of Christ. The Chief Inspector said that they were in the process of digging out the remains to be stored and analysed and that it was likely that the remains would be eventually displayed at Union House. EXCLUSIVE Pictures below:-
